sexta-feira, 27 de dezembro de 2013

Se estás contra a doação de órgãos ou transfusões de sangue...então és um Zé ou uma Josefina!

Não percebo qual a ideia de exigir que as pessoas vão para a cova com os seus órgãos, quando podiam ser usados em transplantes, salvando a vida de outras pessoas... Mas porquê? Querem fazer arroz de miudezas?
E aqueles indivíduos que não querem receber sangue de outros? Porquê? Querem manter o seu sangue puro para quando baterem a bota fazerem morcelas mais saborosas?

Portanto....adivinhem...lá está.... que grandes Zés ou Josefinas!

terça-feira, 13 de dezembro de 2011

Se tens uma coisa que não sabes usar, és um Zé ou uma Josefina!

Estão a ver aquelas criancinhas que dizem que têm relógios novos yey!!! relógios novos, contudo... que horas são? Ahm..ainda não sei ler.. Quer dizer..porquê??? Porquê? Se não sabem usar porque usam relógios? Não faz sentido..

Do mesmo modo há alguns indivíduos, principalmente famosos, que gostam de exibir grandes Gadgets e tal..uii..olha este smartphone e tal... Então, manda-me lá um SMS... Ahm..não sei..normalmente não uso isto..Então se não usas porque...ahm... Enfim, são Zés ou Josefinas!

segunda-feira, 7 de novembro de 2011

A música mais monótona do mundo

Nesta edição do Mas qué isto, apresento-vos a musica mais monótona do mundo.. Só que não é daquelas coisas "monótonas" que nós gostamos e somos capaz de ouvir durante muito tempo...não..é mesmo monótona no sentido de..eh pa..se oiço mais 1 minuto disto vou-me suicidar..ou então só com droga..

Mas porquê? Bem é simples.. 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Bem, oiçam lá então...

Se me orgulho de ser um idiota..então sou um idiota..e...um Zé ou uma Josefina

Estão a ver aqueles indivíduos que se orgulham de fazer radicalismos sociais? Estou a falar daqueles individuos que se orgulham de não fazer nada, de fugir às responsabilidades e..eh pá..não há outra palavra..é mesmo a definição de idiota.. São indivíduos que parece que jantam e almoçam droga ou então que vieram de outro mundo.. Só que não é vir de outro mundo..ahh..salvador e tal tipo deus e coiso..não! É vir do outro mundo porque alguém não o queria porque era a ovelha podre..aquele filho cego, sem braços e sem pernas que certos pais não querem.. e deitam para o lixo... Só que muito pior que isso porque um idiota não nasce, cria-se...

E portanto, se és um idiota, podes ter a certeza que também és um Zé ou uma Josefina!

Se aspiro a casa de madrugada, então sou um GRANDE Zé ou Josefina!

Isto parece um filme de ficção mas é real! Tenho vizinhos que se metem a aspirar a casa de madrugada.. Portanto, estou eu a dormir descansadinho..e..usam o aparelho mais silencioso do arsenal de limpeza que existe.. Mas quem é que no seu perfeito juizo..aspira às 8 da matina?? Quem é que é maluco suficiente para fazer tal coisa???

Bem, já sabem como é... Se aspirarem a casa de madrugada, então são mesmo..mas mesmo uns grandes filhos da p... não..não é preciso ir tão longe.. são uns grandes Zés ou Josefinas!

quarta-feira, 19 de outubro de 2011

Se tens 2 personalidades então és um Zé ou uma Josefina!

O comportamento de certos malucos..quer dizer...indivíduos fascina-me.. 
O leitor já alguma vez se deparou com aqueles animais que começam a conversa com 3 pedras na mão, naquele sentido de nos quererem quase matar..e depois comutam para um estado absolutamente normal? Algo do tipo: oh meu granda cabrão, porque raio fizeste isto desta maneira! só merdas..só fazes merda..dass.......e então? como vai a vida? Bom Dia! esqueci-me de te saudar..hehe..tudo bem?

Bem, se és um indivíduo destes, então és um Zé ou uma Josefina!

segunda-feira, 3 de outubro de 2011

Se não tens Via Verde e entras a abrir numa portagem, és um Zé ou uma Josefina

Ainda no outro dia vinha descansadinho a velocidade cruzeiro na auto-estrada e a aproximar-me de uma portagem, quando sou ultrapassado por um individuo.. Bem, tudo bem...o indivíduo deve ter Via Verde, na boa..
Qual quê? Ultrapassa-me..e passado 5 segundos está a encostar à direita e a travar, porque..tem de parar..!
Meus amigos! Porque raio se há-de ter imensa pressa, para...nada! Yey ultrapassaste-me! E agora? Agora vais ter de ficar ai na filinha, porque não tens Via Verde!
Não vou estar aqui a explicar porque é que é estúpido ir com tanta pressa para ter de parar já a seguir...simplesmente digo isto: quem é capaz de tal proeza? Quem? Exactamente!... Um Zé ou uma Josefina!